My fresh promotion to the rank of ‘soft food’ was clearly an over promotion, and I have very quickly been ‘rumbled’ displaying inadequacies at sustaining this promotion.
Buoyed with thought of joining the Beazer Homes league of food hierarchy I snuffled down my gargantuan portion of mash and gravy quicker than you say “stoma surrender”…..
The ensuing stomach pains, abdominal spasms and general stoma hyperactivity now means that I have temporarily been ‘de-promoted’
Soup it is again Dear Boy
Slowly slowly catchy monkey